E14 | Primary School [ insert disc 2 ]

Picture the scene… The sun is setting on another '90s summer holiday. For weeks, TV ads have taunted you with images of irritatingly happy children, twirling in crisp school uniforms and flaunting their brand-new lunchboxes as if they were Louis Vuitton. And then, reality dawns - this endless summer was finite after all.

Yes, it’s time to head back to school! This time, however, there are a couple of cool new kids to introduce at assembly… but Tom and Tomek are there too, and their mums have asked if you could hang out with them instead - okay?

Their wet-look hair gel might lack the firm hold of someone you’d usually choose to sit next to on the carpet, but they’ve got plenty to say about parachutes, projectors, and poetry book scams.